Democrats, Religion, and Faith-Based Initiatives

Today in his Pharyngula blog, PZ Myers went off on Democrats for highlighting their commitment to religion and faith and the compassionate accomplishments faith-based groups can make in the world.

Let me first say that in essence, and in principle, I am in complete agreement with PZ. Liberals, progressives, and the Democratic party that we liberals, in general, vote for would serve in an ideal world as the pusher of the rational, scientific, and secular agenda. Instead, what we have seen with Barack Obama is a re-cooption of the Christian and evangelical vote – or at least an attempt to get those voters back – by reemphasizing the Democratic Parties Christian roots.

However, from purely a practical standpoint I think this is the only way we can ever hope to have our government even begin to govern in the progressive way we think it should. Before I expound upon this, I want to mention Obama’s Faith-Based Initiatives plan.

Obama’s Faith-Based Initiatives
When I first heard that Obama wanted to expand Bush’s Faith-based initiatives, I was initially disgusted – for about thirty seconds. The time of disgust was so short because I learned what he really wanted to do. I found out about it by listening to his speech. In it, what he basically says is that the Faith-Based Initiatives were never run properly – they were only a photo-op for Bush to continue to receive evangelical support. Obama, on the other hand wants to rebuild the initiaives. He wants to support compassionate work and community service that these religion-backed organizations claim to want to work for. That’s fine with me for this reason:

“I'm not saying that faith-based groups are an alternative to government or secular nonprofits. And I'm not saying that they're somehow better at lifting people up. What I'm saying is that we all have to work together – Christian and Jew, Hindu and Muslim; believer and non-believer alike – to meet the challenges of the 21st century…

…First, if you get a federal grant, you can't use that grant money to proselytize to the people you help and you can't discriminate against them – or against the people you hire – on the basis of their religion. Second, federal dollars that go directly to churches, temples, and mosques can only be used on secular programs. And we'll also ensure that taxpayer dollars only go to those programs that actually work.”

He’s essentially tearing down the faith-based initiatives and instead building secular-based initiatives, with the religious folks doing the work. Works for me. Personally, I could care less what your beliefs are if your focusing on helping others, regardless of their own faiths. If religion must exist – that’s the direction that I think it needs to focus its efforts. Personally, I think this was a genius move on Obama’s part for the reasons below.

Democratic Christianity
Based on everything I’ve read of Obama, I don’t believe that he is in reality a Christian. Everything about him (except what he actually says on the subject) screams agnostic. But he knows that this is a Christian nation (about 75%). You CANNOT get elected President if you are not Christian or at least deeply religious. So he has spent years crafting his Christian beliefs, developing his Jesus cred. And I’m glad he did.

Only by reclaiming the Christian vote can progressives ever hope to reshape this country. Thus, by highlighting the commitment and accomplishments of the Faithful within the Democratic Party at the Democratic National Convention, the Party may yet recapture those religious votes (or at least a small proportion of them).

Once we get more progressives in place, we can fix this fucked up educational system we have (No Child Left Behind? Don’t even get me started). Only by actually getting rational-minded people into office can we hope to erase the anti-intellectual blanket that has fallen over this country. It may be slow – or it may not happen at all – but you can be guaranteed that the Republican party cares not an ounce about education on true science, intellectualism, and reason.

Thus, the Democrats must, at minimum, act Christian. They must, as Obama has done many many times, proclaim that they have accepted Jesus Christ into a personal relationship. Some may believe it – others may do it for political reasons. But there is no doubt that this is absolutely necessary.

It would be nice to maintain my principles and say “no – we should not put faith and religion on a pedestal – we must not even allow it place within our politics.” But I feel this is naive (Note: I do NOT mean to imply that PZ Myers is naive - we absolutely NEED people like PZ in this world and in this debate - He understands all this much better than I, I'm sure. But he honorably sticks to his principles). Most adults in this country are too indoctrinated to ever be swayed with rhetoric. Most don’t even know what science really is. Consider the fact that somewhere between 50 to 70% of this country believes God had a direct hand in our own creation (depending on the poll), while a reciprocal percentage believes in evolution. Do you really expect that any of these people will vote for a self-proclaimed atheist?

This is obviously not a new argument. Everyone knows (everyone who cares anyway) that every President we’ve had has been Christian (at least in the public eye). Our only hope is to get our people into office by whatever means necessary, and hope we can train the next generation to use their brains properly.

Side Note: Some Christians may read my argument and say "Oh, so Democrats are only fake Christian." To that I would respond that to a large degree, most of the truly Christian Democrats I know walk alot closer to the line Jesus walked than most Republicans I know. Just take our Commander in Chief for example. I don't believe for one femtosecond that he was ever "born again". He, and every other publicly visible Christian in his administration act about as far from the actual teachings of Christ that you can get. How many people have died in Iraq now? Somewhere between 30,000 and 150,000? Oh that's right - according to Gen. Tommy Franks this administration doesn't "do body counts." And it is a well known fact that Karl Rove orchestrated his "brilliant" scheme to get the religious right behind Bush. This is why Democrats should continue with the course they are on with regards to religion. Bush and Rove already proved that Christian voters, by and large, are incredibly gullible.

Really?

You thought Bush was a leader Jesus would vote for?

Carnival of the Godless #98

C. L. Hanson over at Letters From a Broad: The Adventures of a Friendly Ex-Mormon Atheist Mom Living in France Switzerland (I love that title) has composed the 98th biweekly edition of Carnival of the Godless, a blog carnival containing a myriad links to thoughts on atheism or tangentially related topics. This edition is particularly well done, and contains hours worth of edifying reading and links to make your brain cells hurt.

Graciously included in this latest edition is my own previous post, Hope in the Black Void of the Unknowable, in which I muse on whether we really want every human on earth to see the Universe and ourselves as science sees us, namely "no more than blips of energy in an inconsequential cosmic blink."

Check it out, and if you have your own musings on issues relating to an absence of God, go to Carnival of the Godless and find out which blog is hosting the latest edition and submit your stuff to them.

The Second Coming

“Hail, Earthen brothers and sisters, children of the Universal creator. As promised to you millennia ago, I come to you again to bring you unto the Heavens.”

The man raised his hands outward toward the gathered masses, the red scars still visible upon his wrists. The throngs cheered in unison as a great wave of pent up emotion burst forth. The man watched as several humans flailed about as if possessed by ecstasy; several people swooned almost immediately, falling to the ground as their bodies disappeared beneath the assembled flesh. Bulbs flashed a thousand per second. Towering cameras aimed toward the mythical man now here in flesh, recording every word as he spoke and broadcasting the words at light speed across the globe.

Yes, he thought, this will surely go much better than before. Perhaps they are ready.

It had only been a month since he had last laid eyes upon these primate-descended creatures; for them, however, over two-thousand years had past, owing to the unintuitive laws that Einstein had laid out almost a century before. The man swept an olive-skinned hand across his forehead. He still felt the itch from where the thorns had penetrated his scalp. That had been no minor annoyance, but at least they had not left indelible marks.

Their ancestors were so young then. On the cusp of civility and enlightenment, yet still so far. They had most definitely not been ready then. They understood much too little of their own places in existence.

Now, he saw that they had glimpsed this great Universe. They had created primitive ships and had even begun to explore their own cosmic backyard. They must now understand. How could they not?

He beckoned the crowd to still itself – to listen. Silence fell at once as if a muffling blanket a mile on each side had been draped over the world. He could almost sense the hushed anticipation lying on the other side of their primitive broadcasting devices.

The fate of so many rests upon my shoulders. Universe, grant me the wisdom to judge them wisely, as others once judged us.

He ran his dark hand through short black curls. His scalp felt loose, though he had been assured that it would hold. He took a deep breath of the thick air and felt a wave of giddiness sweep through his mind. Luckily, the drugs took effect within moments, rendering the foreign gases breathable.

A tall man in the front let loose a screaming exultation, no longer able to contain himself. “Praise the Lord Jesus Christ, Messiah to mankind!”

A chorus erupted behind the man’s word, punctuated with a blur of similar epithets.

So they now call me Jesus? It is a good a name - as good as any, I suppose. However, their cries both joyous and fervent seeded a deep unease within him, though he knew not why.

He raised his hands once more, and the thunderous cries died as quickly as the first time. “Humankind,” he called, “no doubt you are all keenly aware of the brink upon which you now stand.”

He smiled at the grandiosity of his own words. Though he was not in it for the glory, the adoration for a savior always felt comforting within his ears.

A woman suddenly shouted, “Cast the wicked into Hell! Burn the non-believers and place us at your right hand, Lord!”

Cast the wicked? He balked, his train of thought abruptly thrown. Surely they do not think…no. They must have changed more than this.

The man they now called Jesus cleared his throat before the microphone. “Heed my words, for I am not here to condemn any of your kind.” His deep voice rumbled through the loudspeakers, as an unsteady murmur pulsed through the mass. “As you have now seen with your own eyes, gazing upon this great Universe, your time upon this planet is inherently finite. However, you are not alone in your mortality. All beings must by their very nature be ephemeral. But you have not yet reached the limits of your existential potential. Thus do I come to some of you as a vessel to a new world, as another once came to my people eons ago.”

Cries of disbelief and anger erupted all around. Someone close to the microphone at the front of the stage shouted.

“He is not Christ! He is a false God.”

More shouting sprang from a multitude of human lungs.

“What do you mean ‘your people’?”

“Where is our judgment?”

“Burn the wicked!”

His unease turned to cold fear. Perhaps I have arrived too soon after all. He had seen a crowd of humans turn into a mob once before, and the prospects of going through that again were more than a little unsettling. Unseen by the people below, he tapped a quick pattern on a small device inside his robe in preparation for a quick exit, if necessary.

“Wait,” he cried, “I believe that there has been a miscommunication.” He pointed at the front of the crowd toward the most vocal of the people near the stage. “You – in the red shirt – you have questions?”

The man swung his head from side to side before double-checking the color of his shirt.

“I…yes,” he said, almost inaudibly. He straightened his back and called, “Who exactly do you mean by ‘your people’?”

Jesus was taken aback. What exactly do they think I am?

“Well…my species, of course. We are a race of intelligent beings, not so unlike yourselves. We once stood as you do now, on the cusp between true enlightenment and utter destruction. But also like you, we could not overcome our adolescence alone. We were saved by others.”

The cries of discontent grew to a roar. Jesus shouted into the microphone.

“Please, listen. As I have said, and as promised to your kind two-thousand years ago, I am here to save your race. I bring knowledge, wisdom, and a path to the stars.”

More questions and exclamations drowned the air. He could no longer hear any of them. He gestured for the red-shirted man to join him onstage.

Jesus asked, “Who or what exactly do you think I am?”

The man ambled up the stairs and stared at the crowd, fumbling a hat in his hand.

“We…er…we think – or thought – that you were Jesus Christ, here to deliver the faithful immortal souls into Heaven – into the presence of God.”

Oh no. This is much worse than I thought. Jesus stepped in front of the microphone. “I do not understand what you mean. Why do you still think that you are immortal?”

The man pushed himself before the microphone, much more forcefully this time. “You said so yourself. In the Holy Bible. You were crucified for our sins and your soul ascended into Heaven with the promise to return.”

Jesus bent his head toward the microphone. “What is this Bible of which you speak?”

The man pulled a small, warped New Testament from his back pocket and handed it to Jesus. Jesus held it before him and quickly flipped through it, his hands blurring before the man. Jesus nodded to himself with full understanding. He breathed deeply, growing light-headed, and he waited for his mind to return once more.

“Listen,” he said, taking the microphone in hand, “this book – it is mostly lies and distortions. I did not die for your ‘sins’ as a part of some cosmic plan. Your ancestors were brutal, gullible sheep. They almost killed me, but not quite. I do not fully blame them, for they were but still animals, or near enough. I barely managed to escape. ”

The man yanked the Bible from Jesus’ hand and leapt from the stage wearing a look of utter disgust and disappointment. But the crowd was now beyond calming. Far in the back, waves of force pushed against the flock as those in the rear began to clamor forward. At feeling the wave behind them, those in the front began to grown bold, shouting at one another. Jesus could not tell what exactly they were saying, but it mattered not – he had seen it all before.

“Very well, humankind. I see that you still have a ways to go before you will accept the realities of your own existence. I think I shall now take my leave and putter around the galaxy for a few more weeks. Despite my treatment, I promise yet again that I shall return to you in another millennia or two. Farewell, humans. And heed my plea – use your senses and intellect – and for galactic sakes, stop believing everything you read.”

Without another word, he reached into his robe and pressed a button. A beam of golden light shot from the cloud high above and his body began to rise. The throngs watched as his body disappeared into the Heavens, never to be seen by them again.

Hope in the Black Void of the Unknowable

All life and human experience is devoid of meaning. The Universe is nothing more than an enormous cosmic accident. It is an accident that will be corrected in due course, as the Universe and its inhabitants are fated to be destroyed in an equally pointless cataclysm of some kind or another - whether it be through a Universal collapse to a singularity or a dissipation of all energy in an entropic heat death. At least this is the view of our Universe as seen through the eyes of empiricism. Is it really any wonder then that 40-50% of the American public, depending on which poll you’re looking at, prefers the idea of creationism to the theory of evolution? Our morals, our accomplishments, our feelings and thoughts, our connections to others and to the world in which we live – all the things we as a species hold dear – are apparently no more than blips of energy in an inconsequential cosmic blink.

Yet this is the Universe that we face if we look at it only through the lenses of logic and reason. How much blame can we really place on our Earthly brothers and sisters for rejecting such a worldview? No doubt, within certain psyches such a view might inevitably lead to depression, apathy, and a callousness toward humankind and existence. Do we as scientists wish for every other person on this planet to truly see and understand our world through sensory perception and evidential experience alone?

The media is currently awash with the pontifications of atheist personalities such as Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens, both of which claim that faith and religion are the downfall of humanity and the yoke holding us back from true existential accomplishment. According to them, if only people could truly understand the awe and wonder brought forth by an intimate inspection of existence, from the microscopic to the astronomical – if only they could see that faith is unnecessary – the world would reach a new height of enlightenment and elevated existence. I believe their motives are noble, and I find the essence of their arguments to be true – that is until they cross the line of reason into their own forms of faith. For both of these now famous authors have fallen into the pitfalls of their own arrogance. Through one word alone they have both done a disservice to the endeavors of science, while providing fodder for those who wish to remain blind to the forces of nature. The word is “atheism.”

The error is a small one, yet profoundly significant in its effects. Both men claim to be atheists. Their position is that there is no God. There is no evidence for a God and even entertaining the notion of one is foolishness. Perhaps it is. However, neither of them seem to grasp, or at least to express their understanding, that underlying all knowledge and all science is one major faith, one assumption. This is the assumption that our senses and experiences are relating real information about reality. That we are not merely in “The Matrix.” There is simply no philosophical workaround to this argument – it is impossible to absolutely know anything. Thus, even if science can tell us exactly how the Big Bang began, we can never know what if anything came before that moment or whether it was orchestrated by some deistic entity. So by definition, any scientist who claims to shape all of his or her worldviews around empiricism and logic, must declare themselves agnostic: the view that the existence of a God is unknown or unknowable. Or they should at least qualify themselves as “agnostic atheists”, which takes a more probabilistic view claiming that there is no evidence for or against a God, but that the Universe as we know it seems to suggest that there is not one.

I agree with the supposition that all orthodox religions and dogma as we know them are farce. The genesis stories throughout the religious world have been disproven as far as it is possible to do so, given the above inherent unknowability of all knowledge and the limitations of our ability to measure history. Evolution is not even a debate within the world of science. Every month it seems a new “transition fossil” is found to plug another hole in the fossil record. A steady stream of hominid fossils have traced our own evolution back about seven million years, and 85 million years for all primates. The only debates of this are micro-debates about which species begat which. As for the fossil record, one must understand that by its very nature, every time we fill one hole, two more arise on either side of it. Our understanding of molecular biology and genetics has only cemented our theories of evolution and natural selection. Natural evolution is irrefutable, insofar as the above prime assumption is acknowledged. The world is not a paltry six thousand years old. The Earth and the solar system we inhabit all formed about four and a half billion years ago, over nine billion year after the formation of the Universe itself as we know it. Thus, I agree with the self-branded atheists that it is foolishness to believe that a single man and a woman talked to a demonic snake six thousand years ago and bred to yield our current population. This story, along with all other religious dogmas, appear to be nothing more than fables – parables that helped us once cope with and explain our own existence.

But that brings us back to the original question: do we really want all of humanity to live as if our existence is a meaningless accident? It is my view that we in the science community should embrace the idea, from a philosophical standpoint, that there very well may be an unknowable entity – Aristotle’s “unmoved mover” - that crafted the laws of physics as we know them, that set the ball in motion. We can never even attempt to discover what underlies the laws of our system, for we are within the system, a part of the system, are the system. I personally have no problem admitting that this existence is likely as ethereal and meaningless as a flake of dead skin. However I am not so sure that I have faith that the rest of humanity could cope with such a prospect. Perhaps this is arrogance on my part. The evidence, though, seems to support my lack of faith in human mental well-being: how many of the worlds problems and crimes are caused by individuals feeling lost and unimportant in this world?

Thus, I suggest that we push our science, which is everyone’s science, as strongly as we can. We must educate our children about where we as a species come from. We must make them understand that we use science because it is the only proven method of obtaining anything close to actual knowledge about our Universe and existence. However, just as importantly, we must admit where our knowledge cannot reach, and allow that place to be inhabited with hope – a hope that maybe, just maybe, in that dark void of unknowability lies a meaning to our existence, a meaning we can never know or understand. We must make them understand that although the fables passed down from our ancestors are untrue and no longer useful as a defining belief, the true possibilities of our meaning and our worth may be infinitely larger than they ever imagined. I believe that if we take into consideration the grandness of nature, the mind-boggling array of galaxies in our Universe, and the insanely complex biology and chemistry within ourselves, the unknowable creation of our Universe will seem only that much bigger and infinitely more awe-inspiring. As the philosopher Karl Popper once said, “Our knowledge can only be finite, while our ignorance must necessarily be infinite.” It is in this infinite ignorance where our only hope for greater meaning may lie.

So you’re preparing for World War III… (yes this is a joke)

It has finally hit you that the End Times are approaching. Good for you. Acceptance is the first step in surviving the tortuous existence about to come. For those of you that shudder at the mere thought of losing digital cable, broadband internet, and Spongebob Squarepants action figures, I have compiled this brief list of things to consider while preparing for The Final Battles and The Final Judgement.

Preparing for World War III
More likely than not, things are gonna get pretty bad. I mean REALLY bad. Look at the economy after a couple of planes hit some buildings. When the full-scale war comes were talkin’ total economic meltdown. The legacies of Sam Walton and Bill Gates will cease. No more delivery trucking, no more electricity, and no more of those Listerine breath mint strips you buy next to the cash register at the gas station. Get it? Good! So here is what you need to know:

1. Find a good rural hideout. The woods and mountains will be packed so it’s best to get the best seat ahead of time. Remember that these hideouts will be obtained on a first-come first-serve basis.
   
   
2. Plan your hideout route well in advance. Remember, the highways will be jammed should any major city be attacked. Scout out good back-roads to your hideout destination.
   
   
3. Should you be unable to obtain a rural hideout, you may want to begin turning your current home into a suitable one.
   
   
4. Read some old hippie survivalist books. Everyone will have to rough it once the war reaches it’s peak. The firemakers will be as Gods (So horde those lighters like mad).
   
   
5. Stock up on Beef Jerky and Spam. Protein sources are likely to become scarce and that shit last forever.
   
   
6. Remember to stock up on pornographic magazines. Once the electrical grids are hit, MTV and Cinamax will be things of the past.
   
   
7. If you’re not single, then you or your girl should try to obtain a large mass of birth-control pills. The last thing you want to be doing is squeezing out babies during a nuclear winter.
   
   
8. Also stock up on plenty of books. It will probably be hard to find a generator to run your Playstation2 and computer, much less the gas needed to run the generator, sad as that may be to contemplate.
   
   
9. Get used to playing with rocks and sticks and ENJOYING it.
   
   
10. If you are not in school or in a socially important job you may want to injure yourself to avoid being drafted. Just remember that you may have to fend off looters and schizophrenics once the war gets going really good. Adopting a flamboyantly gay lifestyle and calling yourself “Bunny” may help you to avoid combat as well.
    
    
11. If you start to freak out and get depressed or psychotic over the looming end of the world, just remember Gilbert Gottfried, Martha Stewart, the 2002 MTV Video Music Awards, or “Freddie Got Fingered”. This should put things in perspective.

How to pass the Standardized Judgement Day Exam, should you survive WWIII
If you’ve made it this far then congratulations. However should you fail this next exam, the consequences will be far more grievous than all the days you just spent without watching the Daily Show. The following is a list of things you should remember when cramming for the Final Exam:

1. Before Judgement Day is eminent, try to give all your expensive non-practical possessions to the meek. This way, should you pass the Exam, you may be in-line to inherit some primo real-estate. Plus the true meek will seem a little less meek than they would have and thus may garner much less inheritance leaving more to you. But, in order for this to work you must completely convince yourself that you are giving away your stuff solely for the benefit of the meek ones to whom you are giving it. Otherwise, God will peer right into your soul and see your selfish motives.
   
   
2. Just to be safe, you should do one of two things: a) ascribe to every major religion. Then when God asks you why you did this just say that you figured that he was probably too powerful to have been behind only one of these religions. If you can’t do this then at least pick up on some Buddhism, as it tends to cover most of the moral bases while being somewhat amoral (not immoral) at the same time. b) Make up your own religion consisting of complex physics and cosmology (one that seems consistent with your own limited understanding of the Universe). This way you can claim that you were only trying to use His most precious gift to you: your brain. Of course if you use physics in your religion, remember to somehow weave some basic morals into your new belief system just in case there is a question on right and wrong on the Exam.
   
   
3. Whichever religion you ultimately choose, you should immediately try to start feeling bad about everything you’ve ever done that conflicts with your belief system. Consistency is an important component of this exam.
   
   
4. Don’t guess. Chances are you will have points taken off for wrong answers. Use the process of elimination first.
   
   
5. BEFORE Jesus arrives with the Exams, be sure to call up everyone you’ve ever felt hatred toward and tell them that you love them. This will help minimize the amount of evil your soul has accumulated.
   
   
6. Remember to FULLY blacken in the circle corresponding to your answer. Incompletely filled circles may not be read correctly.
   
   
7. Make friends with a few Jews, Muslims, and Christians. You never know what kind of references you may need to provide.
   
   
8. Bring some extra pencils in case Jesus doesn’t bring enough.
   
   
9. Just in case you don’t pass the exam, you may want to start increasing your threshold of pain. Start with small needles and work your way up to full-fledged flames. The sun is only about 11,000 degrees Fahrenheit and the fire and brimstone of Hell is probably similar to this.
   
   
10. IMPORTANT: Make your answer choices wisely. There is no going back over the exam. All answers are eternal.